Thanks Giving, It doesn't even matter

So, This week is thanks Giving break and none of us really care. All we know is that everyday seems to feel like sunday and everynight feels like saturday. It's a good way to live if you ask Yours Truly...

5 Tips to having a Dinner to remember:

Thanks Giving means extended family.
To avoid those fuckheads that you can give two fucks about, try these simple steps...

1) Before people start to arrive, Go up to your mom and dads closet and take whatever pills you can find. (Don't worry about the lable just partake)

2) That Wine that is sitting up on the table. Walk by, grab it and put it under your shirt (You can't hesitate or you will be fucked) bring that bottle of wine into the bathroom and LOCk the door. You have about Five minutes to be in there before things start looking suspicious, So, get to work.

3) If you just want to kill yourself becuase your relitives are so fucking fucked, I suggest Rat Poison. Although it may take a little longer than hanging yourself, but hey, You won't feel anything. I think...

4) Pretend to be sick. Your Parents will be so caught up in the family bullshit that they will act nice and sweet. They will most likely tell you to relax witch gives you the chance to leave the and go down the street to train slappies.

5) Burn the fucking house down...

Great tips for a great Thanks Giving.

I'm Out,
- mOnGO